寇教授和babYsitter不得不说的故事。。。


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送交者: 笑笑笑笑笑 于 2009-07-28, 14:50:48:

and it's really a story only......


> A woman and a man got into a car accident, and it's a
> bad
> onẹ Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly
> neither of them are hurt.

> > > > After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
> > "So yoúre a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman...
> Wow!
> > Just look at our cars. Therés nothing left, but
> fortunately
> > we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
> should
> > meet and be friends and live together in peace the
> rest of
> > our days."

> > > > The man replied," I agree with you completely; this
> must be
> > a sign from God!"

> > > > The woman continued,"And look at this - herés
> another
> > miraclẹ My car is completely demolished but this
> bottle of
> > wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
> wine
> > and celebrate our good fortunẹ"
> > > > Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes
> his
> > head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs
> from
> > the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The
> woman
> > takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on,
> and
> > hands it back to the man.

> > > > The man asks,"Aren't you having anỷ"

> > > > The woman replies, "Nọ I think I will just wait for
> the
> > policẹ.."

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >




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